Martin Short Taunts Trump By Revealing Melania’s Only True ‘Expectation’

“I actually have a little empathy for Melania,” said Short, who is filling in for Jimmy Kimmel this week. “She entered into this marriage, she had a certain expectation. And that expectation was that the average life expectancy for an American male is 76.3 years old.”  

The former president turned 78 this month. 

Short, who joked that he’s “contractually obligated” to mock Trump while on “Kimmel,” offered the former first lady another option: move to Canada. 

“According to a story I saw today, there are plenty of Trump-like con artists up there, too,” he said, then shared a wild news report about a psychic grifter. 

Check it out in his Tuesday night monologue: