Marlon Wayans Has Last Laugh Over Home Robbery, ‘I Don’t Own Sh**’

Marlon Wayans is letting the robbers who targeted his L.A. area home last week know he was the wrong person to steal from ’cause he “doesn’t own s***” — this after TMZ broke the story on the burglary.

The actor broke his silence over the robbery on his IG … telling his concerned followers in a video the thieves didn’t really get their hands on much because he didn’t have many valuable items.

Marlon explained, “The most valuable thing in my house is my house. So, unless you’re gonna put that sh** on a truck and drag it away, then, yeah, man, you did well, but I don’t own sh**.”

He issued one last warning to future robbers … saying, “I repeat I don’t own sh** valuable. I don’t have a bunch of cash or jewelry. Please pick a better 🎯 thank you and love you… still.”

As we first reported, Marlon wasn’t home, but his brother Keenen Ivory Wayans was, when two brazen thieves shattered a back window and entered the house.