Masked porch pirate snatches package as stunned FedEx driver looks on seconds after delivery

This sticky-figured porch pirate could barely wait until the package was delivered.

The brazen masked Columbus, Ohio, crook snatched the goods just seconds after it was plopped down on the porch — the stunned FedEx driver looking on in disbelief, according to ABC News.

“I was shocked,” homeowner Kyle Dorsch told the outlet. “I mean, I thought maybe it was a joke at first.”

A doorbell cam video of the quickie heist has gone viral online.

The clip shows the unsuspecting FedEx driver casually plopping the package down on the porch.

Seconds later, the hooded thief runs up behind him, grabs the loot and runs off, hopping into a waiting car in the background, the footage shows.

“They said it’s been happening a lot in our area, so, you know, I just feel bad,” Dorsch told ABC.